The Adventures of Avril LaFrog: Frog Racer

15th March 2006

2006-03-15T06:50:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 13th place at Gangrene Gorge.

My granddad misjudged a hop yesterday and bumped his head. We all
went to see him in hospital and I took him a copy of Old Hoppers Weekly.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

14th March 2006

2006-03-14T07:21:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 15th place at Snake Alley.

It was a full moon last night. That always spooks me for some reason.
Perhaps I have watched too many spooky films.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

13th March 2006

2006-03-13T07:05:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 13th place at Hopper Hill.

I bet my tongue is longer than yours! Hee hee.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

12th March 2006

2006-03-12T11:15:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 15th place at Scarper Flow.

Did you know I was once a little tadpole? When I look at pictures of
myself back then I can hardly believe it; I looked like a pea with a
tail. Hee hee.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

11th March 2006

2006-03-11T09:55:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 16th place at Gangrene Gorge.

Please tell all your friends about me. I have told all my friends
about you.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

10th March 2006

2006-03-10T07:18:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 18th place at Snake Alley.

I wish that I had my very own hopping machine - so I could train in
my bedroom.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

09th March 2006

2006-03-09T07:18:00.000Z

Hi!

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 19th place at Hopper Hill.

Went to Windymore Lake on the bus yesterday - still like Frog Pond
the best though!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

07th March 2006

2006-03-08T07:19:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 15th place at Scarper Flow.

I have so much potential but nobody can see it. Come on - just look
at me - a regular little speed girl!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

07th March 2006

2006-03-07T07:20:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 9th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

06th March 2006

2006-03-06T07:18:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 11th place at Snake Alley.

My friend says that humans are really big and that they live for a
really long time. She also said that you come in different colours –
cooooool!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

5th March 2006

2006-03-05T11:25:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 13th place at Hopper Hill.

I must stay off the junk food, cut down on the Frogjuice and go to
bed earlier. Getting fit is such hard work.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

Superfrog, 5th March 2006

2006-03-05T11:23:00.000Z

Hey there frog watchers!

I finished 859th at Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud. You are such a great trainer and
thanks for all the training! I'll try to win it next time.

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

See you soon,

AVRIL LAFROG

04th February 2006

2006-03-04T09:43:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 13th place at Scarper Flow.

Have bought some new waterproof lipstick and eye liner so I can look
my best for the racing.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

03rd March 2006

2006-03-03T07:18:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 17th place at Gangrene Gorge.

Frogjuice makes me burp, it is just soooooo embarrassing.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

02nd March 2006

2006-03-02T08:00:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 16th place at Snake Alley.

Think I might go for a massage today as I twisted my flipper in the
race yesterday. Have a brilliant day!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

01st March 2006

2006-03-01T07:48:00.000Z

Hoppy Month!

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 15th place at Hopper Hill.

I saw a snake yesterday. I hid behind a rock and he slithered right
past me - took a whole minute for him to go past. Nearly passed out
in fright I did.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

28th February 2006

2006-02-28T07:20:00.000Z

Hi,

Up into Grade 5 now!

I finished in 17th place at Scarper Flow.

Please tell all your friends about me. I have told all my friends
about you.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

27th February 2006

2006-02-27T17:13:00.000Z

Hi!

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I came 2nd at Gangrene Gorge.

One day I am going to be famous. I don't know what for but you mark
my words. People will remember the name of this particular frog.

PS. I have just found out - I've qualified for this weeks Superfrog
race! I am so happy! I'll e-mail you after the race and tell you how
I got on. Are you proud of me? Yeeehaaaa!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

Superfrog! 26th February 2006

2006-02-26T13:52:00.001Z

Hi,

I finished 1030th at Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud. You are such a great trainer and
thanks for all the training! I'll try to win it next time.

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

See you soon,

AVRIL LAFROG

26th February 2006

2006-02-26T13:52:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I came 2nd at Snake Alley.

One day I am going to win Superfrog. I can feel it in my bones.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

25th February 2006

2006-02-25T12:24:00.000Z

Hi,

I came 3rd at Hopper Hill.

I must stay off the junk food, cut down on the Frogjuice and go to
bed earlier. Getting fit is such hard work.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

24th February 2006

2006-02-24T17:26:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I came 3rd at Scarper Flow.

Happiness is a drink called Frogjuice...

PS. I have just found out - I've qualified for this weeks Superfrog
race! I am so happy! I'll e-mail you after the race and tell you how
I got on. Are you proud of me? Yeeehaaaa!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

22nd February 2006

2006-02-22T21:07:00.000Z

HI,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 7th place at Snake Alley.

Before I race I get so excited I keep wanting to go to the loo.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

21st February 2006

2006-02-21T18:18:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 8th place at Hopper Hill.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

19th February 2006

2006-02-19T17:46:00.001Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 8th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I think that there is going to be a storm today. Out of my bedroom
window I can see some very dark clouds.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

16th February 2006

2006-02-19T17:46:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 9th place at Snake Alley.

What's it like to be a human, up there with your head up in the ozone?

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

15th February 2006

2006-02-15T07:25:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 5th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I went to the movies last night to see the film "Pike". Great film! I
loved the bit where the girlie frog had both flippers bitten off and
got sucked under. Ha ha.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

14th February 2006

2006-02-14T07:19:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Snake Alley.

I am so annoyed I could scream at somebody! My last bottle of
Frogjuice and I just kicked it over. I lost the lot and the shop is
shut and - I'm going to bed.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

13th February 2006

2006-02-13T07:23:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 6th place at Hopper Hill.

Have you got the Frog City book yet? Humans with the book can get
into the V.I.P. Zone whenever they want - for free!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

This Weeks Form 12th February 2006

2006-02-12T12:29:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

Age - 66 days

Class - Young Hopper

Grade - 5

Potential - 26.67

Form - 9 +3 bonus

Pond Rank - 2752/9859

Age Rank - 46/228

Fitness - 2080

Speed - 459

Strength - 534

Stamina - 461

Hopping - 626

Diet - roast spiders, ant & fly soup, ice cream, moth soup

Medals - 30

Elite Points - 76

Retirement Fund - 800 gold (I inherited my retirement fund and
purchases from Lara)

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Frog Muscular
System, Frog City University course: Frog Psychology, Frog City University course: Frog Injury Prevention, Frog City University course: Cooking for Fitness, Frog City University course: Diet of the Fit Frog, Frog City University Course: Vitamin Technology, Elite Personal Trainer

Avril LaFrog

12th February 2006

2006-02-12T12:25:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 6th place at Scarper Flow.

One day I am going to win Superfrog. I can feel it in my bones.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

11th February 2006

2006-02-11T12:41:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Gangrene Gorge.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday and two more races will
be over. Hang about… that's a really confusing sentence!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

10th February 2006

2006-02-10T13:10:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 10th place at Snake Alley.

Have you read the book "Frog City and the Racing Frogs" yet? There's
this frog called Todd and he has to win Superfrog because if he does
not then… oops - nearly spoilt the story for you!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

09th February 2006

2006-02-09T10:10:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 8th place at Hopper Hill.

I will never be good enough to win the next Superfrog race. Now that
I've given up hope I feel much better!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

08th February 2006

2006-02-08T10:32:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 8th place at Scarper Flow.

You should put a snake behind me when I'm racing!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

07th February 2006

2006-02-07T10:23:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Gangrene Gorge.

You know, you are a fantastic trainer.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

06th February 2006

2006-02-06T10:49:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Snake Alley.

I have a joke for you! What do you call two left-footed flip-flops?
Flip-flips! Hee hee. I am just so funny sometimes!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

This Weeks Form - 05th February 2006

2006-02-05T13:21:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

Age - 45 days

Class - Young Hopper

Grade - 5

Potential - 27.20

Form - 9 +2 bonus

Pond Rank - 3381/10087

Age Rank - 33/237

Fitness - 1524

Speed - 338

Strength - 414

Stamina - 360

Hopping - 412

Diet - roast spiders, ant & fly soup, ice cream, moth soup

Medals - 28

Elite Points - 24

Retirement Fund - 1200 gold (I inherited my retirement fund and
purchases from Lara)

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Frog Muscular
System, Frog City University course: Frog Psychology, Frog City University course: Cooking for Fitness, Frog City
University course: Diet of the Fit Frog, Frog City University Course:
Vitamin Technology, Elite Personal Trainer

Avril LaFrog

05th February 2006

2006-02-05T12:06:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Hopper Hill.

I really want to do well at the races. It is not enough to succeed.
Others must fail.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

03rd February 2006

2006-02-03T09:54:00.000Z

Hola,

I finished in 19th place at Gangrene Gorge.

There's this really nice frog that works in the bottling department
of the Frogjuice Factory. I wonder if he'll be my friend?

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

02nd February 2006

2006-02-02T09:50:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 21st place at Snake Alley.

I've come on the computer for a while to get away from my dad. He's
reading the Frog Pond Times and he said that I was annoying him.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

01st February 2006

2006-02-01T09:49:00.000Z

Happy month!

I finished in 20th place at Hopper Hill.

I love training! All that exercise makes me feel like a new girl.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

31st January 2006

2006-01-31T10:23:00.000Z

Hi!

Wow! I'm in Grade 5 already!

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 20th place at Scarper Flow.

I saw a huge slimy snake today - I was so scared and have never
hopped so fast in my life.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

30th January 2006

2006-01-30T11:53:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 6th place at Gangrene Gorge.

My granny says some weird things. Last night she said - When the
forest murmurs and the mountain roars, then close your windows and
shut your doors.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

29th January 2006

2006-01-29T15:23:00.000Z

Hi CAS,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 5th place at Snake Alley.

Nobody understands me like you do … you are my best friend, EVER!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

This Week's Form: 29th January 2006

2006-01-29T12:26:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

It's great that my first day with you as my trainer is a Sunday,
because you get to see my form from the beginning.

Age - 24 days

Class - Young Hopper

Grade - 4

Potential - 26.00

Form - 6 +1 bonus

Pond Rank - 4411/10558

Age Rank - 31/256

Fitness - 746

Speed - 175

Strength - 142

Stamina - 181

Hopping - 248

Diet - leech sandwich, roast spiders, ant & fly soup, ice cream

Medals - 24

Elite Points - 0

Retirement Fund - 1650 gold (I inherited my retirement fund and
purchases from Lara)

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Frog Muscular
System, Frog City University course: Cooking for Fitness, Frog City
University course: Diet of the Fit Frog, Frog City University Course:
Vitamin Technology, Elite Personal Trainer

Avril LaFrog

Superfrog - 29th January 2006

2006-01-29T11:18:00.000Z

Heya,

I finished 2049th at Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud. You are such a great trainer and
thanks for all the training! I'll try to win it next time.

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

See you soon,

AVRIL LAFROG

28th January 2006

2006-01-28T11:27:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 6th place at Hopper Hill.

Nobody understands me like you do … you are my best friend, EVER!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

27th January 2006

2006-01-27T11:55:00.000Z

Hi!

Wow! I've got up to grade 4 already! Lara was right - you ARE a good
trainer!

I finished in 5th place at Scarper Flow.

I love training! All that exercise makes me feel like a new girl.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

26th January 2006

2006-01-26T10:24:00.000Z

Hola,

Racing against other Grade 1 frogs at the moment, got to start
somewhere.

I came 2nd at Gangrene Gorge.

I must not drink Frogjuice before the race. I must not, I must not
and I must not. It's just so lovely though - I love it, I love it, I
really do. I must be strong, must be strong and must be strong again.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

25th January 2006

2006-01-25T09:59:00.000Z

Hi!

I came 3rd at Snake Alley.

Toddlewafflesickybagmuckface! I just made that word up for the fun of
it. Hee hee.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

24th January 2006

2006-01-24T08:29:00.000Z

Hi,

I came 3rd at Hopper Hill.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold
shoulder. Hee hee.

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

23rd January 2006

2006-01-23T10:10:00.000Z

Hi!

Racing against other Grade 1 frogs at the moment, got to start
somewhere.

I came 3rd at Scarper Flow. That's really good for my first ever
race. Are you proud of me?

I bet my tongue is longer than yours! Hee hee.

PS. I have just found out - I've qualified for this weeks Superfrog
race! I am so happy! I'll e-mail you after the race and tell you how
I got on. Are you proud of me? Yeeehaaaa!

Bye for now,

AVRIL LAFROG

Form - 22nd January 2006

2006-01-22T10:37:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

It's great that my first day with you as my trainer is a Sunday,
because you get to see my form from the beginning.

Age - 3 days

Class - Young Hopper

Grade - 1

Potential - 31.33

Form - 7 +1 bonus

Pond Rank - need to race first!

Age Rank - need to race first!

Fitness - 2294

Speed - 51

Strength - 35

Stamina - 73

Hopping - 135

Diet - ant & fly soup, ice cream, bug pizza, sliced worm

Medals - 18 (some of these I inherited from Lara)

Elite Points - 0

Retirement Fund - 1650 gold (I inherited my retirement fund and
purchases from Lara)

Avril LaFrog

Introducing Avril LaFrog

2006-01-22T10:35:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

I'm Lara's friend, Avril, and I've just found out that you are my new
trainer - cool! I am very happy and will really try my best in the
races - ribbitt!

Just to remind you, I will race once a day (usually at night while
you are asleep), and I'm in the Stumpy Creek region.

My first race will be when there are enough frogs signed up - that
should be very soon, might even be tonight. You can watch a replay of
the race on Frog TV in the V.I.P. Zone (VIP means Very Important
Person).

Speak to you tomorrow my new human friend, hopefully after my first
race!

Ribbitt...

AVRIL LAFROG
xx

22nd January 2006 Superfrog

2006-01-22T09:43:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished 241st in my last ever Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud.
You are such a great trainer and thanks for all the training!

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

I'm going on holiday now I've retired, but I will keep in touch and
send you lots of postcards from my travels!

LARA CROAK

20th January 2006

2006-01-20T13:34:00.000Z

Hola frog watchers,

Well, I'm now 243 days old, so I have to retire from racing. Don't be
too upset though, as I have one more race before it is all over - the
Superfrog Race on Sunday the 22nd of January.

I'll do my best for you - you have been a brilliant trainer these
last few months! I have had a great time racing with you, and I hope
you have as well.

I've got a friend who wants to start racing and I think you and her
would make an excellent team. I'll give her your details and perhaps
you can start training her once I'm fully retired!

It has been fun, hasn't it?

Lara Croak

19th January 2006

2006-01-19T11:17:00.000Z

Hola,

I finished in 17th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I’ve got some new trainers! They are silver and gold and are made by
Reedbrook and I am just so proud to be seen in them. I got them from
the Chuggi Shop. Got to go – am off for a long hop around the trendy
parts of Frog City.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

18th January 2006

2006-01-18T10:32:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 20th place at Snake Alley.

I have got a black eye! I was not watching where I was going and
hopped into a tree root. People were watching - I must have looked
like a right idiot!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

17th January 2006

2006-01-17T09:25:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 16th place at Hopper Hill.

I've got a badge that says: Save the whales - collect the whole set.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

16th January 2006

2006-01-16T09:03:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 18th place at Scarper Flow.

One day I am going to be famous. I don't know what for but you mark
my words. People will remember the name of this particular frog.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

Superfrog - 15th January 2006

2006-01-15T11:22:00.001Z

Hi!

I finished 307th at Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud. You are such a great trainer and
thanks for all the training! I'll try to win it next time.

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

See you soon,

LARA CROAK

15th January 2006

2006-01-15T11:22:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes
and Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 21st place at Gangrene Gorge.

My mum said that I was sleephopping last night. Apparently I was half
way down the lane before she found me. She said that it is dangerous
because the snakes do their hunting at night.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

14th January 2006

2006-01-14T11:00:00.000Z

Hi,

I came last at Snake Alley. I think this is because it was Friday
the 13th. They are so unlucky!

I saw a picture of some humans yesterday. You lot are so funny! We
were told that you don’t hop but do something called walking.
That is sooooooo cool!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

13th January 2006

2006-01-13T10:16:00.000Z

Hola,

I finished in 20th place at Hopper Hill.

I feel so tired today. I went to bed really late last night and I am
really suffering for it.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

10th January 2006

2006-01-12T13:31:00.000Z

Hola,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 6th place at Snake Alley.

There's this really nice frog that works in the bottling department
of the Frogjuice Factory. I wonder if he'll be my friend?

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

12th January 2006

2006-01-12T11:26:00.000Z

Hi!

I made it up into Grade 5 yesterday - just to explain my less than
brilliant performance. Those Grade 5's sure are tough competitors.

I came last at Scarper Flow.

Yeehaa!!! I feel so full of beans today but I don't know why! Who cares!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

11th January 2006

2006-01-11T10:48:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 4th place at Gangrene Gorge.

It is sunny today. I love it when the sun shines. Proper little sun
loving girl I am.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

9th January 2006

2006-01-09T10:22:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I came 3rd at Hopper Hill.

There was a big storm at Frog Pond yesterday! You should have seen
the waves on the pond; all of us girls went surfing!

PS. I have just found out - I've qualified for this weeks Superfrog
race! I am so happy! I'll e-mail you after the race and tell you how
I got on.
Are you proud of me? Yeeehaaaa!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

This Weeks Form

2006-01-08T12:50:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

This has been quite a good week for me. The following is my current
form:

Age - 210 days

Class - Expert Hopper

Grade - 4

Potential - 25.12

Form - 9 +1 bonus

Pond Rank - 664/11329

Age Rank - 30/60

Fitness - 6200

Speed - 1493

Strength - 1669

Stamina - 1432

Hopping - 1606

Diet - chocolate bugs, roast spiders, steamed caterpillar, sliced worm

Medals - 31

Elite Points - 145

Retirement Fund - 1450 gold

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Frog Muscular
System, Frog City University course: Diet of the Fit Frog, Frog City
University Course: Vitamin Technology, Elite Personal Trainer

Lara

8th January

2006-01-08T11:25:00.000Z

Hola,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 4th place at Scarper Flow.

I was reading "Frog City and the Racing Frogs" last night - that Sly
character is one mean frog, a right bully - it made me soooo angry!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

7th January 2006

2006-01-07T11:00:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 5th place at Gangrene Gorge.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday and two more races will
be over. Hang about… that's a really confusing sentence!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

6th January 2006

2006-01-06T10:18:00.000Z

HI,

I finished in 12th place at Snake Alley.

When I race I grit my teeth so hard that all my mouth aches for at
least an hour afterwards.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

5th January 2005

2006-01-05T10:32:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 6th place at Hopper Hill.

I fell asleep yesterday, down at the edge of the pond. When I woke up
a slug was slimin' its way across my back. Yuck!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

4th January 2006

2006-01-04T10:35:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 7th place at Scarper Flow.

I was reading "Frog City and the Racing Frogs" last night - that Sly
character is one mean frog, a right bully - it made me soooo angry!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

3rd January 2006

2006-01-03T09:48:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 19th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I am feeling a bit under the weather today so I am going to go for a
lie down.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

2nd January 2006

2006-01-02T11:34:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 19th place at Snake Alley.

Hmmm...broken two resolutions already I'm afraid. I tripped over a
slug and that got me mad so I threw soil over it. Then...I stuck my
tongue out at a frog on the bus - for no reason!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

This Weeks Form

2006-01-01T13:32:00.000Z

Hi frog watchers!

It's been a few weeks since you've been updated on my form, so here
goes!

Age - 189 days

Class - Expert Hopper

Grade - 4

Potential - 25.04

Form - 7 +1 bonus

Pond Rank - 886/11756

Age Rank - 31/69

Fitness - 5632

Speed - 1376

Strength - 1455

Stamina - 1314

Hopping - 1487

Diet - chocolate bugs, roast spiders, steamed caterpillar, sliced worm

Medals - 31

Elite Points - 145

Retirement Fund - 450 gold

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Frog Muscular
System, Frog City University course: Diet of the Fit Frog, Frog City
University Course: Vitamin Technology, Elite Personal Trainer

Hope you all had a great New Year! I did. I'm going to go have a lie
down to try and recover from all the partying before tonight's race.

Lara

Superfrog Results 1st January 2006

2006-01-01T09:59:00.001Z

Hi,

I finished 560th at Superfrog.

It was a fantastic race - you should have seen all the spectators and
the noise... it was just so loud. You are such a great trainer and
thanks for all the training! I'll try to win it next time.

Got to go - really tired after all that racing.

See you soon,

LARA CROAK

1st January 2006

2006-01-01T09:59:00.000Z

Hoppy New Year!

I finished in 18th place at Hopper Hill.

Happy New Year! My new Year resolutions are laid out below...
1. I will not drink so much Frogjuice.
2. I will train harder at the gym.
3. I will not be nasty to slugs.
4. I will not blink so often.
5. I will not stick my tongue out at random frogs.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

31st December

2005-12-31T12:07:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 4 frogs at the moment, let's get to grade
5 so I can get those Elite Points.

I finished in 20th place at Scarper Flow.

My granny says some weird things. Last night she said - On the other
hand, you have different fingers.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

30th December 2005

2005-12-30T11:16:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I came 3rd at Gangrene Gorge.

Please tell all your friends about me. I have told all my friends about you.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

29th December 2005

2005-12-29T11:15:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I came 3rd at Snake Alley.

Please tell all your mates about the frog races - we have lots of frogs waiting for good trainers like you!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

28th December 2005

2005-12-28T11:15:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I came 3rd at Hopper Hill.

When I race I grit my teeth so hard that all my mouth aches for at least an hour afterwards.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

27th December 2005

2005-12-27T11:14:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I came 3rd at Scarper Flow.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday and two more races will be over. Hang about… that's a really confusing sentence!

PS. I have just found out - I've qualified for this weeks Superfrog race! I am so happy! I'll e-mail you after the race and tell you how I got on. Are you proud of me? Yeeehaaaa!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

26th December 2005

2005-12-26T11:14:00.000Z

Eeep,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 8th place at Gangrene Gorge.

Ooooer...I am feeling rather poorly today. I ate twenty eight chocolate bugs yesterday (a present) and drank three bottles of Frog Juice AND had some special Christmas pudding with minced spider. Think I shall go for a lie down...ooooer...

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

25th December 2005

2005-12-25T11:13:00.000Z

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 9th place at Snake Alley.

Yeeeeeeha! Happy Christmas! Don't eat too much or drink too much Frogjuice. I am so happy that I am going to go for a hop around the pond and say three ribbitts to every frog or toad that I meet!

Ps. Ignore me if you don't celebrate Christmas...

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

24th December 2005

2005-12-24T11:12:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 8th place at Hopper Hill.

I drank a whole bottle of Frogjuice yesterday and rather too quickly I might add. I was hanging out down at the Beach looking cool and suddenly I let out the loudest burp you have ever heard. Most embarrassing it was. Mind you at least it was a burp .. he

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

23rd December 2005

2005-12-23T10:45:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 9th place at Scarper Flow.

I need a hug.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

22nd December 2005

2005-12-22T08:43:00.000Z

Hola,

I finished in 11th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I went to look at the little tadpoles today. Messy business that is.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

21st December 2005

2005-12-21T08:44:00.000Z

HI,

I finished in 16th place at Snake Alley.

Blimey...I must be more careful.
I hopped across the road yesterday and nearly got squashed by a
Frogjuice lorry.
They go so fast and I've only got little legs!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

20th December 2005

2005-12-20T08:26:00.000Z

Hi,

Once again, I find myself racing against other Grade 3 frogs. Getting
older really makes life harder!

I finished in 15th place at Hopper Hill.

You know, you are a fantastic trainer.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

19th December 2005

2005-12-19T08:42:00.000Z

Hi QUEEN CAS,

Racing against other Grade 3 frogs at the moment, let's hope we're in
Grade 4 soon.

I finished in 16th place at Scarper Flow.

I went to Snake Awareness Day at the local library yesterday.
We were shown pictures of all different snakes and told which ones were
the most dangerous.
One of them looked disgusting with great big fangs and spooky eyes.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

This Weeks Form

2005-12-18T10:55:00.000Z

<fontfamily><param>Arial</param>Hi, frog watchers!

This weeks form:

Age - 147 days

Class - High Hopper

Grade - 5

Potential - 24.43

Form - 7 +1 bonus

Pond Rank - 1485/12520

Age Rank - 34/101

Fitness - 4391

Speed - 1106

Strength - 1067

Stamina - 1023

Hopping - 1195

Diet - steamed caterpillar, boiled woodworm, carrots, chocolate bugs

Medals - 30

Elite Points - 145

Retirement Fund - 3900 gold

Retirement Purchases - Frog City University course: Diet of the Fit

Frog, Frog City University Course: Vitamin Technology, Frog City

University Course: Frog Muscular System

Thanks for buying me that anti-Pike transmitter. It's saved my life
twice!

Lara</fontfamily>

18th December 2005

2005-12-18T09:12:00.000Z

Hi QUEEN CAS,

I finished in 6th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I was thinking about the next race. The sooner I fall behind, the more
time I'll have to catch up.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

17th December 2005

2005-12-17T09:40:00.000Z

Hi,

I finished in 7th place at Snake Alley.

Did you know I was once a little tadpole?
When I look at pictures of myself back then I can hardly believe it; I
looked like a pea with a tail. Hee hee.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

16th December 2005

2005-12-16T11:49:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes and
Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 6th place at Hopper Hill.

I was thinking about the next race. The sooner I fall behind, the more
time I'll have to catch up.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

15th December 2005

2005-12-15T09:20:00.000Z

Hola,

I finished in 6th place at Scarper Flow.

It is sunny today. I love it when the sun shines. Proper little sun
loving girl I am.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

14th December 2005

2005-12-14T09:22:00.000Z

Hi Cas,

I finished in 13th place at Gangrene Gorge.

I was reading "Frog City and the Racing Frogs" yesterday. There is a
lizard called Gecko in the book and he is one cool dude!

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK

13th December 2005

2005-12-13T08:42:00.000Z

Hi,

Racing against other Grade 5 frogs at the moment, great gold prizes and
Elite Points but tough competitors.

I finished in 13th place at Snake Alley.

I have a friend who is always moaning. Last night he said: Nothing is
ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Bye for now,

LARA CROAK